Fuck you Romania!

In continuare,veti citi o varianta prelucrata a unui monolog din filmul “25th Hour”,un film pe care il recomand oricarui amator de filme psihologice bune. Varianta initiala era o batjocura la adresa New Work-ului prin care era caracterizat in cel mai dur mod. Acum ceva mai romanesc:

Fuck Romania the land of bad politicians and exported business men. Fuck the President and the riots he begins. Fuck the flock of mad birds in the Parliament and in the Government. Fuck the parties and Sheppard’s like Gigi Becali. Fuck his stupid white ass buried in loads of uncountable cash. Fuck the false Robin Hoods who taketh from the people and transferth to their pockets. Fuck the potholes on the European highway DN1. Fuck the politicians responsible for the roads. They replace and remake shitty sidewalks twice a year. Fuck the fucking Media. It doesn’t even promote what it should. It shows bitchy asses of model sluts like Monica Columbeanu and her older husband. She is already fucked up and has been knocked up and will be blow jobbing that old dick for the rest of his days. Fuck the president’s daughter and her lack of grammar and cohesion. Fuck all the mayors who develop bad street plans and put those damn large circles in the middle of the road. Fuck the police. Always looking in the wrong places. Hundreds of accidents each year outside the cities and you give tickets on bad parking? Fuck the fucking holidays. It’s all a marketing strategy. Fuck the Catholics and the orthodox. “Fuck JC he got off easy. One weekend in hell and all the hallelujahs for eternity.” Fuck the gypsies and beggars always crossing my path asking for money. Fuck you people, get a job, and sweep some fucking streets. Fuck tourism and old restored trains. Who in their right minds do you think would win out of a jolly ride? The fucking tourists? Who? The Japanese bit by a fucking stray dog? Fuck all those plans and fuck the economy. Nothing is going fucking right in this country. And fuck the old people who think of communist days. It wasn’t any fucking better. You use to be fucking robots. Get used to the motherfucking idiots who are controlling your country now. It’s a fucking jungle out there. Fuck all the famous people who have so little brains and so little time. Fuck them! They should be shot. Fuck the instability the influential people cause. Fuck their money and their power. They bathe in Jacuzzis while others live in the shitty sewers. Fuck all of their pathetic household problems. Others die every day because they don’t even have a home. Fuck promoting better conditions during elections. It is just a fucking strategy so they can have even more. Shit people aren’t you getting enough already? I can hear the same shit loads of discussions over and over again. Did your fucking CD go on repeat? This country isn’t getting any fucking better. It’s becoming a home of the corporate animals, of the sluts who fuck for money and are shy about it and for the big belly bosses who throw money for “musicians” like Gutza. Fuck those false fucking musicians. You call that music? It’s a fucking hypnosis program for the dumb and the rich. It makes you think of money, more bitches and more cars. You talk of you enemies? Your enemies are the smart people. ‘Cause you sure as hell aren’t one. Fuck the zombies you produce. They might as well be undead. Their intellect won’t be any better. Fuck the thugs who bring 5 cars full of people and baseball bats instead of their brains. Fuck the mafia and the drug dealers. You’re just making teens sick and dependant. But you don’t give a fuck do you? Fuck the gangs and the peers. Fuck blending. Fuck being one of the crowd and of a bigger society. There is no bigger society. Fuck all the promoting of our country in the European Union. They don’t give a shit about us. Fuck you Romania! You could have it all but instead you throw it all away.